It was the evening of the 12th of December and I was not in balance. Not even baking saffron buns cheered me up at the time, so I decided to make a song based on erroneous decisions: At every point throughout the song where a decision would be made, I should choose the wrong alternative.
The result may seem “interesting” but at least I survived to tell the story. If you are paying attention there may be something to learn from this. Please do not apply this in real life.